Double Dork Diaries 3 by Rachel Renée Russell

Author:Rachel Renée Russell [Russell, Rachel Renée]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster

“Don’t worry, dah-ling,” Miss Bri-Bri said. “I’m going to make you BOOTY-FUL! For your little friend Brandon. Yes?!”

For BRANDON?!!! I blushed profusely.

Hey! It was JUST a pretend makeover with Miss Bri-Bri, Fashionista Hairstylist to the Stars!

What could possibly go WRONG?

“Okay. As long as it’s ONLY pretend!” I grumped.

If I was lucky, this would keep Brianna occupied until Mom and Dad got home. And it was way LESS dangerous than us baking cookies and almost burning down the house. AGAIN!

“YAAAY!!! My first customer!” Brianna Miss Bri-Bri cheered. “Before I start, dah-ling, would you like something to drink? Juicy Juice? Hawaiian Punch? Chocolate milk?”

“Chocolate milk would be nice,” I answered.

“Hans! Go get our customer, Miss Nikki, a glass of le chocolate milk! Extra cold!” she commanded, looking at the teddy bear in the chair next to mine.

The bear . I mean . Hans . didn’t move.

“Well?!” She glared at him. “Don’t just sit there! Go get zee milk for her. Now! PLEASE!!”

Then she turned to me and laughed uncomfortably. “Please excuse my assistant. Hans is new here. He speaks la French, but very little English.”

I looked at the teddy bear, looked back at her, and raised an eyebrow. “Um . okay?” I replied.

“I know just what to do with your hair, dah-ling!” Brianna said as she draped a bath towel smock around my shoulders. “Now, just relax and let Miss Bri-Bri work her magic! Yes? Hans, would you please grab that magazine and give it to— Oh, never mind! I’ll do it myself!”

Brianna handed me a trendy teen fashion magazine to read, just like in a real salon. I was impressed. Until I realized she had swiped MY new Teen Thing mag from my room. The little THIEF!!

But I had to admit, Miss Bri-Bri, Fashionista Hairstylist to the Stars, seemed to know her stuff.

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